【貓】歌劇
合作模式報酬 演技▲16 歌藝▲10 體能▲10 魅力▲10 人氣▲100 薪資200000
合作對象─
邦貝魯琳娜(Bombalurina):棻蘼萘
密斯托菲里士(Mr. Mistoffelees):
莫凡
午夜的人行道上不帶一絲聲響……一直到第一隻潔里珂貓的出現。
隨著一隻又一隻的貓兒們出現在這座大型垃圾場的各個角落,因為一年一度令潔里珂貓重生的『潔里珂舞會』就在今晚隆重的展開,這也讓所有的貓兒特地到此歡聚,共襄盛舉!
此時從四處聚集而來的潔里珂貓們注意到了許多的不速之客……陌生的『人們』出現在他們的領地上,起初各種不滿和猜疑的氛圍圍繞著貓群,但很快的貓兒們便接受了被觀察的結果,繼續專注著他們的舞會,甚至熱情的為『人們』介紹著貓兒們所擁有的三個名子。
第一種,是日常中所使用的普通稱呼
第二種,是象徵著尊嚴,高貴而獨特的稱呼
最後一種則是只有貓兒自己才知曉的,秘密的名子
而在這簡單的介紹結束後,貓兒們開始合唱起『
潔里珂貓的潔里珂之歌』(連結為青歲的文章)
隨後,在維多利亞(Victoria)的獨舞中舞會正式的開始了。
在部落裡最強壯的母灰貓,
蒙克斯崔普(Munkustrap
)開始唱名,待JennyAnyDots的演唱結束,若騰塔格(Rum Tum Tugger
)戲劇性的從一旁跳了出來!
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any call for me to shout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about... it!
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And it isn't any use for you to doubt it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about... it!
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast
My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
Now, if you offer me fish then I always want a feast
When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit
If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
But I only like what I find for myself
No
So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
So I'll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle!
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any need for me to spout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about... about... it!
伴隨著節奏搖擺著身軀,並調戲著在場為數眾多的母貓們,若騰塔格(Rum Tum Tugger
)不斷的表現著自己的特色,猶如歌詞中一般叛逆、狡猾又機智過"貓"。
擁抱著邦貝魯琳娜(Bombalurina
)卻又在下一秒惡意的讓她摔倒在地上,再搖擺中以媚眼代替關心,不斷周遊再所有的母貓之間。
一直到葛麗茲貝拉(Grizabella)的出現,打斷了自己的演出……(下略)
趁著幕間下場的時候,梅爾不好意思的和棻蘼萘道歉,畢竟為了戲劇效果,雖然有小心收力但還是把對方摔在地上。
在
麥卡維第(Macavity))逃走之後,本來躲在幕後的若騰塔格(Rum Tum Tugger
)再次出場,從容不迫的告訴大家:「不用擔心,我們部落中不是還有位神奇的少年嗎?那位神奇的密斯托菲里士(Mr. Mistoffelees)先生~」
當密斯托菲里士(Mr. Mistoffelees)將戒律奶奶(Old Deuteronomy)變回垃圾場時,找回領導者的喜悅完全寫在眾貓兒的臉上。
而在老戒律奶奶(Old Deuteronomy)選擇了
葛麗茲貝拉(Grizabella)成為今夜重生的潔里珂貓時,
葛麗茲貝拉(Grizabella)隨即前往了Heaviside Layer獲得重生。
當眾貓離去之後,Old Deuteronomy才又對著台下的人類又歌唱了一曲……最後她悄悄地說著。「只要對貓兒表示敬意,一定會討貓兒的歡喜。因為,貓兒跟人類並沒有什麼不同。」