I, of sound mind and body, do not suffer from any chronic illnesses of either a physical or mental nature, and will therefore incontrovertibly refrain from all suicidal actions or any events that may be thus construed. I do not suffer from insomnia, and therefore do not and will not take sleep- inducing medication of any kind. I am not an alcoholic and am not a user of any illicit drugs or other illegal substances.
I have never and will never venture in the vicinity of the following: 1. Open waters. 2. Swimming pools where a lifeguard is not present. 3. Places where high-pressured or hazardous gases are present, or basements or water storage facilities lacking proper ventilation. 4. Any elevated location where no proper safety rails or safeguards are present. 5. Any construction site (except those pertaining to the demolishing of the government), including sites where breakwater blocks are made. 6. Any site or locale not covered in the above criteria, but is nevertheless not where normal persons of sound mind and body will enter.
I have and will always adhere strictly to the following: 1. I will thoroughly inspect my vehicle for any faults or malfunctions before driving, and will turn off the power on my vehicle and on my cell phone before refueling. 2. I will never run a red light, nor accelerate past a yellow light. 3. When taking any form of rail transport, before the train has come to a complete stop, I will always retreat to a distance of at least one step behind the waiting line. 4. When riding a motorcycle, I will always wear a certified helmet; when driving or riding in a car, I will always wear a seat belt. 5. I will never venture near any locale or equipment where radiation poses an immediate risk to the human body (for example, nuclear power plants). 6. I will never head into the mountains or to the seashore during typhoons or otherwise stormy weather.
I have and will always do my utmost to adhere to safety standards when using appliances and equipment powered by electricity, natural gas, or fire. The electrical wiring in my residence is in compliance with relevant regulations, and has not nor will ever be the cause of a fire. I have and will never store excessive amounts of flammable gases or liquids in my residence. My bathrooms are free of all electric appliances, except necessary lighting. Before sleeping, I always turn off all electric appliances, except any necessary lighting, the refrigerator, and electric fans. I have and will never engage in disputes or clashes, physical or otherwise, with persons with whom I am not acquainted. Moreover, I have and will always strive to ensure my personal safety. If, after being notified of the above, my fellow netizens discover that this ID has disappeared from online activity for a substantial amount of time, please do all in your means to seek justice for me. Thank you.
나는이 요리를 특별히 문을 준비 : 내가 낙관적 인, 쾌활한, 건강을, 그래서 내가 어떤 만성 정신 질환없이 고민 해요, 어떤 행동이 자살에 나타납니다 만들 가능성이 없습니다.
나는이 문제를 잘하지, 그래서 수면제를 취할 필요가 없습니다. 나는 다음과 같은 위치에 근접하게 될 것이다 마시지도 마약을하고,하지 않습니다 1. 워터스 2. 아무 기병의 수영장 3. 높은 전압, 위험한 가스, 또는 지하는 배기 가스 처리, 물 탱크, 양동이 등을하지 않고 폐쇄 4. 없음 안전 펜스의 높이 웨이브 결정의 사이트를 포함 (철거 정부 제외) 5. 모든 건설 현장, 6. 모든 장소는 상기에서 언급하지 않은,하지만 보통 사람의 정상에 가지 않는다
나는 다음을 준수해야합니다 : 1. 도로 전 부분 스로틀 줄 것입니다 차량의 브레이크를 확인하고, 차량 전원 및 휴대 전화를 재충전하기 전에 종료됩니다. 2. 침입는 노란색, 빨간색 빛을 잡아 없습니다. 교통의 특정 클래스가 경고 라인 위의 단계를 후퇴 후 차량이 앵커에 타고 때까지 3, 모든 트랙을 가져 가라. 4. 타고 오토바이 헬멧을 착용해야합니다 자동차가 안전 벨트를 착용해야합니다. 바로 직장 (예 : 원자력 발전소 등) 위험 또는 장비의 인체 방사선에 어떤 방사선에 근접하지 않을 5.'ll. 6. 태풍없이 등반, 파도없이 볼 수 있습니다.