The date started off so well
約會一開始很順利的
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
我沒想到這晚會如此驚悚
She was perfect from what I could tell
她看起來是多麼的完美
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
我怎麼會沒看到我眼前的危機？
My favorite food is fish
我最愛的食物是魚
Baby, that's my favorite too
寶貝，那也是我的最愛
I love cartoon dogs
我愛卡通狗狗
Baby, I love Scooby Doo
寶貝，我愛史酷比狗狗
Hey girl, what's your favorite film?
嘿女孩，那你最愛的電影呢？
She said, the best movie of all
她說，最棒的電影
A masterpiece of art called
這個傑作叫做
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
我覺得我今晚要被謀殺了
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
Not ironically
這不是在諷刺
She said, "The costume design was a highlight"
她說，「裡面的服裝設計真是高明。」
I like it for the plot
我喜歡它的劇情
Tell me what the plot's about
告訴我劇情是在說甚麼
German doctor sews three people
德國醫生把三個人的
Ass to mouth
屁股對嘴巴縫了
Cool!
酷欸！
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
Please god save me
上帝請救救我啊
I think that's a red flag
我覺得踩了個大雷
I don't want to get stabbed
我可不想被捅啊
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
她說，「人形蜈蚣真是齣傑作。」
I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
我覺得，「幹哩我要變成主菜了。」
She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
她說，「我很欣賞裡面對人物的刻劃。」
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
我試著去用眼睛對服務生打摩斯密碼引起他的注意
Why are you blinking so much?
你怎麼眨那麼多次眼睛？
I've got something in my eye
我眼睛裡跑進了點東西
Here, let me get it out
來吧，讓我來幫幫你
No thank you, I don't wanna die
不用啦，我可不想死
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
你好，先生對我眨眼
Is this because your date is a freak?
是因為你約會對象是個怪胎嗎？
No
沒
Very good then, bon appétit
那非常好，請慢用
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
別躲在你捏造的雷後面了
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
就這樣沒了你能有過最美好的關係
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
也許你是對的我是在找藉口
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
我的心受到些驚嚇但我準備接受這個愛了
You could be my world, the love of my life
你可以成為我的世界，我一生的摯愛
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
有天我們終將結婚成為一對眷侶
With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
有著有品味的儀式，還有我們夢想中的婚禮
Only if the wedding is themed
除非婚禮主題只會是
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
跟我說主題會是啥！
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
That way we could save on the catering bill
這下我們能省下很多伙食費
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
Only one mouth to feed
只有一張嘴要餵
If you are the best man
如果你是伴郎
You know the deal (Pucker up)
你知道要幹嘛(嘟起嘴)
I can finally open myself up to love
我終於可以敞開心胸接受愛
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
我終於可以把嘴和屁股縫在一起
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
Human Centipede
人形蜈蚣
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