Candlelight and moonlight all around us
燭光和月光照亮著我們
I look into your eyes
我看向你的眼
You hold my hand underneath the table
你在餐桌下握住我的手
And I can’t disguise the way I feel
而且我無法掩飾我的心情
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes
我許下了千百次願望
For this night, I can’t believe
就為了這晚，我不敢相信
That it’s finally me and you, and you and me
終於只有我跟你，你跟我
Just us, and your friend Steve
只有我們，還有你的朋友史蒂夫
Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟，史蒂夫
Do-do-do do do-do do, leave!
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟，滾！
What’s the deal with your friend Steve–
你朋友史蒂夫是有什麼問題
Oh Hey! How's it going?
喔嗨！過得如何？
You took me out for waffles and to the movies
你帶我出門吃個鬆餅再看場電影
I was hoping for romance
我期待著浪漫的時刻
You even took me to the Mexican circus
你甚至還帶我去看馬戲團表演
I thought there was a chance we’d be alone
我還以為這次只會有我們兩個人
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes
我許下了千百次願望
For Steve to disappear
就為了讓史蒂夫消失
What the fuck’s your fucking problem?
你他媽的又有什麼雞巴毛問題？
Why’s he always here?
為啥他老是在這？
Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟，史蒂夫
Do-do-do do do-do do, go away!
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟，滾遠點！
What’s the deal with your friend Steve–
你朋友史蒂夫是有什麼問題
Oh Hey! How's it going?
喔嗨！過得如何？
It’s not that I don’t like your friend
我不是不喜歡你的朋友啦
But how many hours with him can you spend?
但你到底要花多少時間陪他？
And it’s not that I don’t think he’s great
我並沒有覺得他不好啦
But it's only you, only you I wanna fellate
但只有你，只有你是我的主食
Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be
你跟史蒂夫是不是基友？我覺得你是ㄟ
And that would be alright
但沒關係
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
但至少他媽的讓我知道你的喜好嘛
So I know if I should shave tonight
這樣我就不用除毛了
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes
我許下了千百次願望
'Cause I like to be with you
因為我想跟你一起
But if it’s always me and you and your friend Steve
但如果一直都是我與你還有你的朋友史蒂夫
There’s nothing I can…
那我也無能為力了...
Do-do-do do do-do do, Steve
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟，史蒂夫
Do-do-do do do-do do
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟
Why don't you just go be with your best friend and boyfriend,
為何你不去跟你最要好的朋友跟男朋友一起呢，
Steve~
史蒂夫
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What’s the deal with your friend Steve?
你跟史蒂夫到底是有甚麼骯髒的交易？
Hey! How's it going…
嘿！最近如ㄏ
You know, I don’t even care how he’s doing
老實說，我不想管他死活了
Me either
我也是
Steve~
史蒂夫~
